20% cooler

Something that is in any way involved with My Little pony FIM.

bob: I heard Stephen colbert likes ponies.

bob's friend: He's now 20% cooler

by anon.338 August 14, 2011

cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.

jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !

by Jack de wack June 26, 2008

wine cooler

A low-content, not-so-intense alcoholic drink, usually flavored as a fruit drink.

Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.

They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.

"I needed something to ease my mind without getting drunk, so I had a wine cooler with dinner."

by Lahr November 14, 2006

Compton Cooler

The paper bag the liquor store gives you when you buy a 40 or some other assortment of malt beverage. Best used for concealing alcohol in public, even though everyone knows you're drinking alcohol, and for "cooling" the beverage to give it a crisp, yet smooth falvor.

Sittin' in the park the compton cooler was the only choice for my Micky's.

by crazy b May 3, 2005

wine cooler

A unhardcore way to drink, a sugarcoated version of malt liquor

Yum, pass that red wine cooler

by polska nikki~ May 18, 2005

smurf cooler

A smurf cooler is enacted when sexual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of orgasm and ejaculation.

"My boo was giving me the best blowjob when she got distracted by Keeping Up With the Kardashians and stopped. I felt like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

by Jezebel72 August 27, 2013

Cooler Pirate

noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.

(inside party is a fridge pillager)

"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"

by J_Hawk08 December 9, 2007