confidence

absolut could-care-fucking-less-what-every-fucking-body thinks

confidence is sexy.
confidence is sexy.
confidence is sexy.

by absolut attitude May 13, 2005

Jeep Confidence

The confidence one obtains by driving in a Jeep when you normally lack that in an everyday social setting. The biggest losers can ride in a Jeep and still obtain coolness just by the Jeep association. Giving the Jeep wave, head nod, and smile to passing Jeeps also helps you gain that extra cool confidence one normally lacks.

Eddie had Jeep confidence and was able to pick up some girls sipping Coca-Cola slurpies at the local 7-11 while getting gas. With that Jeep confidence he used the pick up line "So you wanna GO TOPLESS in my Jeep," and to his surprise they took off thier tops and jumped in. Wow! Jeep confidence works magic in scoring with the oppiste sex!

by Cassaboo October 20, 2005

XBox Coffin

The specially designed cardboard box sent by Microsoft when your Xbox 360 breaks, usually from the Red Ring of Death.

Note: You have to request this or they will only send you a sticker.

Shit, I got the red ring... Now I have to call Microsoft and get them to send me a damn Xbox Coffin.

by roachymart October 21, 2009

College Confidential

The worst website on the web where snooty genius fucktards come to brag about themselves to make the other 99.99% population of high school students feel like shit.

College Confidential Forum:

HELP ME!! I HAVE NO CHANCE FOR ANYTHING!!!

Rank 1/1098
5.00 GPA Weighted
4.00 GPA Unweighted
50 AP Classes, All A's
2400 SAT
36 ACT
800 SAT II Chemistry
800 SAT II US History
800 SAT II Physics

Varsity Tennis (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Basketball (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Football (9,10,11,12)

500 Hours of Community Service

Research Internship at Stanford & MIT

American Math League Champion

500+ Awards

Cured Cancer, AIDS, and Ebola

HELP ME I HAV NO CHANCES AT ALL!!!

by therocker11 January 17, 2009

Codfish

When you're constantly being salty towards your friends, you can be considered a codfish.

Rita is a codfish.

by Lmaocams July 10, 2020

dutch coffin

When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.

Matt dutch coffined Danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave

by OC Brownbomber September 29, 2010

Kush coffin

To put yourself into the deepest of Kush comas

last night I put myself in a Kush coffin

by Guar2 March 27, 2015