Person 1: “Wow look at that conspiracy theorist”
Person 2: “Fam I prefer the term enlightened theoristic”
Person 2: “Fam I prefer the term enlightened theoristic”
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Seemingly another word for prophet.
They make crazy sounding claims that appear to be deluded ramblings, which turn out to be correct.
Seemingly another word for prophet.
They make crazy sounding claims that appear to be deluded ramblings, which turn out to be correct.
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The ultimate cover up. Exposing a "conspiracy" that contradicts another conspiracy to cover up the pre-existing conspiracy.
Double Conspiracy:
The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.
The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.
by Atlec December 1, 2009
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by Tom Scaret July 29, 2009
Get the Conspiracy mug.A global conspiracy that dictates -- even though you've got your playlist on Random-Whole Collection -- it somehow manages to play only songs that depress you.
You: OMG, this was our song. :'(
You: Now Playing: Sevendust -- Angel's Son
Your best mate: It's that Playlist Conspiracy... ¬_¬
You: Now Playing: Sevendust -- Angel's Son
Your best mate: It's that Playlist Conspiracy... ¬_¬
by sconzey January 11, 2009
Get the playlist conspiracy mug.1) Someone with a very open mind... it just happens that they are too open for their own good.
2) A swell way to become an attention whore.
3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever.
2) A swell way to become an attention whore.
3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever.
Example: A classic 9/11 conspiracy-
Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING*
You found the Pentagon burning down!
Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...)
Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence.
>PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha.
Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING*
You found the Pentagon burning down!
Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...)
Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence.
>PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha.
by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 16, 2007
Get the Conspiracy Theorist mug.The result long term cannabis usage has on thought process. Thefoer anything that is most likely true, changes to being a cover up or having a 'hidden agenda'. Usually spouted by douches on the popular video sharing site Youtube. These people make their videos and then of course, the truth is uncovered. Hey, its on youtube, it must be true!
You know that September 11th is a Conspiracy theory. Thousands of hours of video recordings showing what the government want you to see, but I have found just 10 seconds that show the real truth. Smoke the spliff and see!
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