conquistador

n. someone that takes the literal meaning of words, subject, or concept and tries to apply logic which essentially ruins the original intent (often fun and playful)

Rod: That definition makes no sense, what does a conquistador have to do with Asian women? The Spanish never conquered Asia - maybe the Philippines but that was it...
Tiff: OMG, you are the conquistador - stop over analyzing and take it for what it is, its urbandictionary jeez.

by urbaniam November 30, 2011

conquistador

n. Caucasian man that dates asian women.

John: I hear Bob is getting a mail-order bride...
Steve: Yeah man, that guy's a total conquistador.

by Will Z June 1, 2007

conquest boxers

Boxers stolen after a night of good drunken sex.

She has like 20 conquest boxers. What a playa.

by yargh September 6, 2005

world conquest

when you have had sex with a Black person, White person, Asian person and a Hispanic person. All the races are accounted for!

David successfully completed a world conquest after banging a chick of each race

by Andrew David Hernandez July 1, 2008

El Conquistador

When you are masterbating on the bidet and you switch the water from warm to ice cold at the moment of climax

Adam may be on his bachelor party but no woman could compare to El Conquistador

by Jeremy is the guy May 7, 2022

Copper pipe conquistador

Scrapping with a focus on copper pipe.

He broke into all eight vacant houses in the neighborhood. He stole all the copper pipe. His lust for copper is insatiable, he is a copper pipe conquistador.

by CMBS6 January 12, 2008

coneshato

when u jizz right into between ur girls ass cheeks, then u whip out a straw and start blowing bubbles in ur jizz

It's a nice day outside, what to go and coneshato on the lawn

by kirschnerdizzle March 2, 2004