scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

conquer bonk

to achieve a conquer bonk: during the reception of fellatio, close to orgasm. one must strike the fellatist bluntly on the top of the skull, resulting in a quick pleasurable intake of air, a noise something like "shllllpbfffffffffft- gah!", and hopefully no biting.

i conquer bonked your mother last night.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006

to conquer the ladybug

situation where 2 people are dressed as a bumblebee and a ladybug. the two participants take part in an epic battle of species after which the participant dressed as bumblebee shows his victory by having sex with the ladybug.

to conquer the ladybug: when dave came home from work he conquered the ladybug and got some sleep

by /*whoopwhoop*/ November 24, 2015

flange conquering

shagging the shitter out of a whole population of people, male or female.

"I was flange conquering lancashire, now i have AIDs!"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

conquer the lion

To conquer the lion is to drink shots of a particular brand of Jamaican overproof run called "Conquering Lion", a 63% Alcohol (126 Proof) rum.

Let's conquer the lion right now!

by wtheronjones March 17, 2011

conquer the Greek Empire

To engage in anal sex with partner, for the first time, particularly after a long period of resistance.

After years of resistance, Trever thought this anniversary just might be his chance to finally conquer the Greek Empire.

by TCV August 16, 2014

Conquered the forest

To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.

Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"

by Supabg December 2, 2014