coopstap

A username used specifically by people who's real name is Cooper. This username is unanimously associated with bad aim, poor game strategy and abysmal team communication. It is not uncommon for other players to refer to people with this username as just Cooper, stunning them and prompting them to inform all their friends about how strangers on a video game knew their real name.

Please stop throwing the game Coopstap or should I call you Cooper?

by Cool_Guy_18529 February 25, 2024

Conoski

Someone who loves dicking down men, "Conoski".
Derived from ancient roman, there is evidence to suggest that a man named Conoski, was capable of butt fucking all men in the roman empire.

Damn bro, he might just be Conoski! Look at him trying to rear end all of those men!!!

by ConoskisBoyfriend November 13, 2024

Conors shlong

It a zero centimeter defeater, no Digga.

Conors shlong

by 1650mayaveLover December 16, 2024

Conoszce, conoUszce, conoszcE

Conoszce, conoUszce, conoszcE

Conoszce, conoUszce, conoszcE

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Conpost

A specific instance of Conbait—a post that dismisses religious, spiritual, or metaphysical beliefs by framing the believer as either delusional or deceptive. Conposts often take a knowing, superior tone: "Oh honey, you actually believe that?" "Another grifter exploiting the vulnerable." "Congratulations on discovering basic pattern-seeking bias." "The psychic was reading your body language, not your future." The Conpost performs skepticism as cruelty, using materialist orthodoxy as a weapon against experiences it cannot explain and does not try to understand. It's not science; it's scientism as social aggression.

"I shared my experience of what felt like communication with a deceased family member. First Conpost: 'Congratulations, your grieving brain generated comforting hallucinations. This is basic psychology. Stop grifting vulnerable people.' They diagnosed my grief, dismissed my experience, and accused me of exploitation in one sentence. That's Conpost—skepticism as a cudgel."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026

Conopulate

To twist and turn violently like a loonatic

It is bad to conopulate your hair!!

by SPANY907 October 10, 2025

A coops

The act of not knowing how to speak a language and acting amazingly retarded While being ones own gay lover. A coops has an enormous penis with a cock stud.

Guy: “Hey look it’s A coops he must have an enormous penis”
A coops: “ben r fat”” and u r fuck up”

by Ben Allman August 28, 2018