conipshit 

a combination of the words in the phrase "conniption fit"

it is a hotheaded, hysterical, or crazy fit that involves yelling, throwing things, and strange body gyrations

She's going to have a conipshit when she finds out.

conipshit by SaucyAddax January 2, 2009

Conipshit 

Noun:
an intense coniption that is sooo bad its not just any old conniption, its a conipshit

OH MY GOD!!!! This is such a conipshit! Just shut up and sit down!

Conipshit by stephen. end of story. April 20, 2009

conipshit 

noun: a horrible situation, a complex problem, or a streak of bad luck

My car breaks down, I lose my cell phone, and get run over by a car tryin to flag someone down. This has certainly been some conipshit, man.

conipshit by weezy f baby August 11, 2005

Conshittency 

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

Conshittency by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

Immaculate Concepshit 

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.

“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”

Immaculate Concepshit by AdamEntity October 4, 2013

Conshiteration 

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.

"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."

Conshiteration by tlninja June 28, 2012

conshitter 

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"

hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.

conshitter by KN14 July 8, 2010