preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.
Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.
Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.
Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?
Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.
Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?
by ceeceeeeeeee June 1, 2009
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The 5th state in the nation. Connecticut is a diverse state, to the extreme. A extremely strange mixture of extremely rich to wanna-be gangsters, to gangsters, to middle class blue collar, to strait rednecks. Cities like New Haven, Hartford, and Bridgeport, where shootings, drug dealing, and prostitution is common, also contain normal people in the mix. There are also places like Greenwich, which contain the gated, extremely wealthy residents. There are also places where you will find plenty of rednecks. These people will spend there days working, fishing, off-road driving, and drinking by bonfires, lol. Connecticut is overall an average middle class hard working state, with a mixture of both extremes, from rich to dirt poor, from successful business men and women, to welfare relying bums and everything in between.
Connecticut is bordered by MA to the north, RI to the east, LI NY to the south, and NY to the west.
Connecticut is the Alonconquin indian word meaning "The longest river"
State bird- Robin
Flower- Mountain Laurel
Bug- Praying Mantis
Song- Yankee Doodle
Dance- Square Dance
Capitol- Hartford
Also, the majority of CT voters are listed as independent. CT is historically a Democratic state, however, is gaining more Conservative voters fairly quickly.
Connecticut is bordered by MA to the north, RI to the east, LI NY to the south, and NY to the west.
Connecticut is the Alonconquin indian word meaning "The longest river"
State bird- Robin
Flower- Mountain Laurel
Bug- Praying Mantis
Song- Yankee Doodle
Dance- Square Dance
Capitol- Hartford
Also, the majority of CT voters are listed as independent. CT is historically a Democratic state, however, is gaining more Conservative voters fairly quickly.
RICH
Q" "Do you want to go watch the truck pulls in Durham?"
A "No, I am extremely busy counting my money"
Drug Ridden
Q "How much does an oxycontin cost in Meriden?"
A "Doesnt matter, I shoot heroin now"
Red neck
Q "do you want to go mudding with the Jeeps?"
A "I am not drunk enough, gimme 4 minutes"
Blue Collar
Q "Have you gotten a raise this year?"
A "Of course, we live in Connecticut, I got a raise in taxes last month!"
Q" "Do you want to go watch the truck pulls in Durham?"
A "No, I am extremely busy counting my money"
Drug Ridden
Q "How much does an oxycontin cost in Meriden?"
A "Doesnt matter, I shoot heroin now"
Red neck
Q "do you want to go mudding with the Jeeps?"
A "I am not drunk enough, gimme 4 minutes"
Blue Collar
Q "Have you gotten a raise this year?"
A "Of course, we live in Connecticut, I got a raise in taxes last month!"
by white3562 May 18, 2011
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I have been living and working in Connecticut for more then eight years, and I still haven’t ended up loosing my shirt; but only because I am a Connecticut Gangster.
by Arrowwood_13 January 21, 2010
Get the Connecticut Gangster mug.Plymouth, located in southern litchfield county, is considered to be where the elite of Plymouth Connecticut's three neighborhoods, Terryville, Plymouth , and Pequabuck live. So-called townies are rare in this part of Plymouth for they tend to congregate around patco, in the lower-class neighborhood of Terryville, renowned for its excessive amount of pot dealers. Plymouth, however, is it's polar opposite, it consists of classy, colonial homes, upper-middle class families, and beautiful farmlands, in contrast to downtown Terryville, which consists of many gas-stations, a few questionable resturuants, and the new Mcdonald's, which is sadly, the nicest thing in that part of town.
Ex 1: Kid moving: I'm moving to Terryville connecticut.
Kid's Friend: Damn, that sucks.
Ex 2: Kid moving: I'm moving to plymouth connecticut!!
Kid's friend: DUDE YOU SO LUCKY.
Kid's Friend: Damn, that sucks.
Ex 2: Kid moving: I'm moving to plymouth connecticut!!
Kid's friend: DUDE YOU SO LUCKY.
by Tom Smithers October 19, 2011
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I myself have used this in many essays for school and have not been questioned once for the dozens of times I've used it.
My teachers are kind of conjicutive I suppose.
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I myself have used this in many essays for school and have not been questioned once for the dozens of times I've used it.
My teachers are kind of conjicutive I suppose.
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