conberse

the slang for retards who lose the "v" key on their keyboard and are too stupid to get a replacment.

jim: hey let's conberse with john.

mary:wtf is wit ur v key?

jim: i lost the v key.

mary:...u dumbfuck

by xxx666xxx August 26, 2008

Condamentaphobia

Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.

Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?

Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe

Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!

Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia

Dylan: .....What the fuck?!

by Randy the Dandy April 8, 2010

condamnation

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.

"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus

by levi_athan September 25, 2011

Conbrosation

When two bros (friends, coworkers, acquaintances, etc) have a sentimental discussion.

Can sometimes lead to bromance.

Brandon: I feel like you care about my development
Jake: I do care about your development, and want to see you succeed.
Alainna: I feel like I just walked in on a sentimental discussion
Jake: Sorry, Brandon and I were having a conbrosation

by Jeepguy13 October 10, 2015

conborf

A fat larded Jewish bastard

That's a big ass conborf!

by LunarCell April 28, 2017

condad

Condad is a name you give for stuck up faggots who think they are better than everyone. They are social nobodies trying to get through life and can get no chicks.

Did you see that Conrad is trying to be cool. Ugh, he’s such a Condad

by anonbitchanon January 7, 2018

ConDawgZ

A pathetic loser who cries about getting low numbers, on his mediocre piece of shit music.

Guy 1: hey, have you heard the newest ConDawgZ song?
Guy 2: fuck no, who do you think I am?
Guy 1: okay good haha

by frickcondawgz August 23, 2020