Irrigate my cANAL

1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

coal boasting

When a white woman brags to her friends about sleeping with dark skinned black men.

I overheard Donna coal boasting to Kelly about her hookup with the son of the Djibouti Ambassador.

by zcl July 28, 2006

your ass sucks canal water

You're full of shit

Your ass sucks canal water

by SFItalianAmerican January 2, 2019

Conactive

adverb. The opposite of proactive. Actively ruining things.

Censoring any book is as conactive as putting overalls on Michelangelo's "David".

by imkarebear26 April 24, 2011

conady

The act of shoving a piece of candy, i.e., Laffy Taffy, Tootsie Roll, Jolly Rancher, Starburst, etc., up a woman's butthole when you are giving it to her from behind, usually right as you are cumming.

I was hitting her from behind and I conadied her with a Laffy Taffy!

Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!

by jediracer September 28, 2012

Irrigate my cANAL

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

Coal Cracker

A resident of Northeastern Pennsylvania, especially the Anthracite region roughly between Reading and Scranton

Yuengling! Diet staple of coal crackers

by Federal Q2 January 4, 2004