Colton

Dubstep Master!

That Colton can lay down some intense beats!

by AlCohen24 October 14, 2011

Colton

Amazing, not gay, very athletic, sexiest man ever

Look at that sexy guy
He's a colton

by Colton4206 March 12, 2019

Colton

Colton is a charming guy with lots of style. He can definitely charm any on to get what he wants. He has great hair, smile and the prettiest eyes. Can be so goofy and make you smile, he doesn’t take life seriously but loves with his whole heart.

Friend: we can’t hang out today
Colton: puts on that charm
Friend: oh ok, we can hang out

by Yep It’s Shea! August 15, 2018

Colton

A long haired person who thinks he has no future

as reference from my friend Colton."I have no future, my parents hate me, and my girlfriend doesn't even want to see me."

by 805Noah October 15, 2018

Colton

A sweet guy who knows how to win over a girl's heart. Troy's usually think he's a fag. Likes listening to Cher and Lionel Ritchie. Enjoys drinking beer, driving trucks and sexually experimenting. Attracts Carly's. Respects the cowboys from Brokeback Mountain. Is himself sort of a slut. Thinks he's good at guitar but nobody has the heart to tell him he's not. Can sometimes be fake. Likes to dance, especially when drunk. Has a douchey sense of style- refuses to wear anything but diamond supply co. Chronic masturbator. Likes singing in the rain, laughing too hard, and living life to the fullest.

1) "He's kind of a fayg, but I guess he's fun to be around. More fun when he puts out."

2) "Eh kids, remember, just like Colton used to say: 'Live, laugh, love.'"

3) "That Colton, he only loves three things in life: his bud light, Channing Tatum and those fucking trees.

by Drew Metzger December 13, 2012

Colton

Colton or Pulling A Colton is when you are on Xbox live, and you are in a party chat, and you start to masterbate to your friends voices.

Last night I pulled a Colton.

by anonymous 9012348 July 6, 2010

Colton

Colton is an average teenager in an average school, the only thing that isn't average about him is his massive fucking balls. This man lifts weights daily, eats ass for breakfast, plays golf on Sundays, and is an absolute goddamn madman. Fucking gods are afraid of this creature, all hail the mighty Colton.

Holy shit Colton just looked at me I'm going to pass out.

by Ryuichee April 26, 2022