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Covidiot

A stupid individual who selfishly ignores social distancing, thus facilitating the spread of Covid19
"Can you please keep to the 2 metre marker, you covidiot"
"I see on the news that the Covidiots had another BBQ at the local park..."
by JohnnyRob April 8, 2020
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collision course

A great album mixing linkin park's music with Jay z's. This album was awesome to say the least. Any music fan who likes both rap AND rock will like this great music.
by beattie April 13, 2005
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collision

The Runescape clan famous for raping eternal honour in the longest pkri in runescape history.
Did you hear about collision? I heard they tore eternal honour a new butt hole.
by Collision February 12, 2008
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covidiot

A person who thinks there is a deadly virus that kills everyone, and thus everyone needs to be scared af, wear useless masks, and stay far away from each other or better just stay home and rot, while buying shit that comes from corrupted mass media, ruining the global economy, small, and medium business, losing all possible rights and liberties in the name of "safety".
Michael is a covidiot, staying home for 3 months straight and shitting his pants.
by Spacemonkey_228 June 23, 2020
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Covidiot

A person that flies into a pandemic zone for holiday with their children, barely is able to return and shares their harrowing experience on social media for hero points.
The world health organization declared Covid19 a pandemic on Wednesday but I'm still going to Europe anyway. Should be fine. No one will think I'm a covidiot.
by Theideais March 21, 2020
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covidiot

Someone who behaves idiotically in relation to COVID-19. Will behave excessively, counter productively and contradictorily. Lacks common sense. Prone to hysteria. May power trip. Disproportionately unable to mind their own business. Believes all officials and everything heard on TV.

Wears mask AT ALL TIMES, even in shower. Accosts people alone outside, screams in their face for not wearing mask while themselves wearing ill fitting and inadequate mask.

Insists children which are already immune take the vaccine and natural immunity is conspiracy theory despite vaccines working by triggering natural immunity. Correctly asserts the virus is not like HIV which circumvents the immune system but treats it like it does.

Marvels how much of the human genome comes from retroviruses after hearing in a science program. Moments later on topic of the vaccine declares not only extremely unlikely for the RNA to end up in any of your DNA but completely impossible.

Constantly references "The Science" (tm) as a superior authority even when taking face to face with real scientists. Thinks Jill Biden is a medical doctor. Doesn't know IFR from CFR or the difference between SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19. Anything they didn't think of, haven't heard of, don't like, isn't what they are saying or don't know about is a conspiracy theory. Doesn't know statistics or mathematics yet perpetually cites random figures they can't even count to.

Someone who thinks they're clever. They're not.
Dave: Don't invite Karen to the meeting, she's a covidiot.
Steve: You mean she'll call the police when she sees there's two of us?
Dave: Yes.

Dave: Did you hear what Karen did yesterday?
Steve: No, what did she do this time?
Dave: She found some guy on Facebook who said that Ivermectin saved his life.
Dave: She then viciously attacked him for taking horse medicine.
Dave: She posted his profile on hers and got all of her friends to mass report him.
Dave: He was then banned from Facebook for violating their public health policy.
Steve: That's a bit much.
Dave: It gets worse. Turns out he was from the tropics and caught a parasite.
Dave: He was black as well.
Steve: What a Karen...
Dave: ...and a covidiot to boot!
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Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you and another person spreads your ass cheeks and bash your anus together.
"I love anal collision it can be used by any gender!"
by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019
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