Oral Coitus

The act of mouth sex.

Man, last night I was about to have myself some coitus, but then she started giving me Oral Coitus with her fucking mouth.

by Bromosexual22 November 19, 2009

aborting coitus

An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.

Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.

by CosmicBuffalo December 14, 2015

Coitus Coach

An alternative to 'fuckbuddy'. Two people who share purely physical relations.

Danny : Have you heard about Joe?! He's dating Alice!
Adie : Nah man. He's just her coitus coach.

by Gdog. August 28, 2009

coitus interuptus

Noun; name: A person who is renouned for consistantly cock blocking. The proper way of calling someone a cock blocker.

Well, Suzie and I were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn't go away!

by Houston JC July 8, 2009

Hoitus Coitus

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.

I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!

by Kotor39 May 16, 2010

Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.

by rhythmshadow April 17, 2008

Coitus Superiorisis

A condition resulting in abnormal, immature, and infantile behavior mixed with agoraphobia, homosexuality, unnatural parental attachment, failure to launch, pornography addiction, religious piousness, low self-esteem, and inferiority.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear that he was diagnosed with Coitus Superiorisis?!
Person 2: Yeah, we all saw that coming.

by Ramphex February 19, 2019