COD

Collect On Dick (analogy of Collect On Delivery). Invite a female over or a female just shows up and you lay the D as payment. 100% guarantee lay.

Ding-dong! *Answer door* "Hello," says man. Woman responds, "I am here to fix your plumbing". Guy is confused because he doesn't remember calling a plumber or anything for that matter but puss is puss. He then just does a COD. Guy does what guys do and female happily reciprocates ;) Happily ever after.

by The Rawdogger March 22, 2017

COD

When a woman absolutely wants to "fuck" right away, she wants "Cock On Demand"

When a guy doesn't want to (?), is too tired (?), has no interest (?), has no time (?) and the woman wants to fuck as she determines, she wants "COD".

by big daddy 24 February 27, 2014

COD

A common acronym that can mean the following:

•Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game.

•Cause of Death, a medical term for... the cause of death!

Gamer 1: Dude! My COD in COD was a headshot!
Gamer 2: Noob...

by DCallstar51 November 15, 2009

CoD

Call of Duty.
One of the greatest FPS ever made. It is a war game where you blow shit up and shoot shit.

codlover08: Dude lets play some CoD!
CoDwarrior1984: fuck yea. lets do that shit. i'll kick your ass.

by JohnDoe? November 30, 2008

COD

Call of Duty- a lame arse game invented for boys to piss off their girlfriends. Boys will choose this game over personal hygiene and sexy time with their significant other. In fact they will ignore their significant other completely for as many hours as their selfish needs must.

..what? OH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? POWPOW yeah I'm just gunna play COD a little while longer

by Little Loveheart June 06, 2010

COD

Call of Duty

Bro, you have to play the new COD game.

by NinciG11 March 02, 2018

COD

cause of death

On the last Bones episode, Dr. Brennan identified the cod as a skull fracture.

by Bones<3er November 30, 2009