A cock with a overly large head shaped much like the cap of a mushroom. The result is a (or what seems to be) a thin shaft with a mushroom cap like dick head.
Hathaway: (pulls down pants)
Dow: Nice cockshroom, now go shove it in a rusty blender
Bill: Couldent have said it better myself
Dow: Nice cockshroom, now go shove it in a rusty blender
Bill: Couldent have said it better myself
by Fugget McDoogel December 7, 2006
Get the cockshroom mug.something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.
That shot was Cockshit........
by karl104 May 7, 2011
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a male who is very good with the ladies, a womaniser, some one who is seen as a 'man slag'. Even though he is seen as this he is able to 'pull' girls. Usually are very good at fornicating.
'hey bekki, did you hear about tom hes a real cocksy, i really want to get with him, hes meant to be amazing in bed'
by vipersno9 February 1, 2008
Get the cocksy mug.A colorful treat for the female gender that comes in different colors, depending on the amount of time the blood supply is cut off to the male genetalia that is the subject of extended abuse from overzealous deprived contacts from such male phallic objects for extended periods of time.
by Killer the diller November 21, 2004
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Get the cockshitballs mug.A verbal altercation, usually between wannabe alpha-males, as each one tries to out-do the other in terms of being more cool/trendy/tough/hard/fly et cetera. The attitude is typically in your face; fortunately, each male is usually surrounded by enough of his friends who can hold him back for the sake of the other guy should things threaten to get physical. In fact, he may have to ask them to do so, purely for the other guy's safety, of course.
In effect, what each is trying to convey is "my penis is bigger than yours" while hoping they will not be called on it. It would probably be easier for each involved guy to drop his pants before the argument starts and just give the victory to the most well-endowed of them.
In most cases nothing comes of it at all, and each male retires to his circle of friends claiming to have won.
In effect, what each is trying to convey is "my penis is bigger than yours" while hoping they will not be called on it. It would probably be easier for each involved guy to drop his pants before the argument starts and just give the victory to the most well-endowed of them.
In most cases nothing comes of it at all, and each male retires to his circle of friends claiming to have won.
Guy #1: I'll hit you so hard you'll have to walk three blocks to find your face!
Guy #2: Please! I'll hit you so hard your family will die.
Guy #1: Yeah? You and whose army?
Guy #2: You're lucky these guys are holding me back!
Random bystander: This is a complete cockshow - nothing's going to happen. Let's go somewhere else.
Guy #2: Please! I'll hit you so hard your family will die.
Guy #1: Yeah? You and whose army?
Guy #2: You're lucky these guys are holding me back!
Random bystander: This is a complete cockshow - nothing's going to happen. Let's go somewhere else.
by Jennan the Mad October 27, 2005
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