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cockroach 

Sidney: My brother-in-law, he is in the coach business. He lets it out for outings and old age pensioners. I drive for him in me spare time.

Ms. Courtney: Would you like to go and ring him Sidney?

Sidney: Oh don't worry, I'll pop around the corner; it's not very far. I'll be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach.

Mr. Brown: A what?

Sidney: With a coach!
cockroach by deathmetalfan May 4, 2011

Cockroach 

Girl, I was having sex with this guy last night, and his cockroaches were all OVER the place!
Cockroach by EmpoBona August 6, 2009

cockroach 

synonym of crotch bug (crabs).
Man1: Yo, i went out with this girl last night and i think she gave me the cock-roaches.
Man2: You know, once you get the cockroach thing, its impossible to get all of them without shaving.
cockroach by zebobbybird June 28, 2009

cockroach 

Very disgusting bug that eats one's food.
There was a cockroach.
cockroach by JulianDB January 14, 2017

cockroach 

It's a game, a large group of people play in an even larger group. Like a club in a school would play it, amongst the rest of the unknowing students. Basically, if someone comes up to you and whispers cockroach in your ear, you have to get down on your back without hesitation, no matter where you are and wave your arms and legs in the air for five seconds, if you delay at all, or change position you have to do it for 20 seconds.
Guy1:*whispers* cockroach!
Guy2:NO! hell no!
Guy1: TWENTY SECONDS!
guy2: *forced into doing it for 20seconds*
cockroach by Tithenpen January 16, 2009

Cockroach 

A cock roach is when a man roles his penis into a marijuana joint making it a Cockroach
Cockroach by Waz an imternet October 31, 2017