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A Cockroach

When a penis is so small and wrinkly, and looks more like a cockroach than a cock.
"Is that a cock or a cockroach?" asked the girl when she saw his small, wrinkly dick.
by Daddy Dolan August 17, 2018
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cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
In the heat of passion, my girlfriend started cockroaching me
by willa zea September 5, 2008
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cockroaches

Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"
"Vorld Domination"- A cockroach I met dying on the street (I think he was German)
by Gp06 February 12, 2004
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Cockroach

A car buyer with terrible credit. Someone who never pays their bills. A person who thinks they can buy a new or used car even though they have very bad credit.
He can’t buy this car without a co-signer and a huge down payment because he’s a stinking (Cock) Roach who just had a repo last month!
by Cal Worthington September 15, 2005
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cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him
by Willa Zea September 2, 2008
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COCKroach

Someone who's going to find or already has found cock to keep them warm in the winter.
Person 1: That bitch Amber, she's a COCKroach!
Person 2: Oh I know, she stole my boyfriend's cock last winter.
by alecso November 9, 2022
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Cockroach

“To steal” in Hawaiian Pidgin.
WHO COCKROACHED DA COOKIES?!?!
by foxda5th December 12, 2022
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