Cockroach

An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!

"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....

by LionNessa June 22, 2016

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When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, my girlfriend started cockroaching me

by willa zea September 5, 2008

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Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"

"Vorld Domination"- A cockroach I met dying on the street (I think he was German)

by Gp06 February 12, 2004

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A car buyer with terrible credit. Someone who never pays their bills. A person who thinks they can buy a new or used car even though they have very bad credit.

He can’t buy this car without a co-signer and a huge down payment because he’s a stinking (Cock) Roach who just had a repo last month!

by Cal Worthington September 15, 2005

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