Shanghai Cobra

Taking a crap in a urinal. A long turd will stick up of the edge and look like a snake peering out.

I was so pissed I had to work on Saturday that I left a Shanghai Cobra in the bathroom

by FreezerBeef December 16, 2007

bowl cobra

a turd that coils itself around the toilet bowl, resurfaces from the water and comes back to "bite you in the ass"; also known as a plumber's nightmare, this large amount of fecal matter will leave the donor several pounds lighter after depositing it. Must be one continous coil of feces to qualify... no floaters and must break the surface of the water like a cobra out of the basket... no regular toilet snake

Bill: Hey bro, you've been in the bathroom for hours
Pete: Ya I had to drop the kids off at the pool, but instead of kids, it was a bowl cobra... the likes of which have never been seen.... it too 3 flushes and plunger to get that turd down the hole... plus i got crap marks from the bite, so i had to take a shower.
Bill: well, light a damn match or something.
Pete: Yeah, well i did, and half a can of air freshener, but that puppy lingers.

by Pete from Miami September 30, 2005

Cobroquialism

A bro-infused slang word.

Mark: "Dude, are you coming to the bro-down tonight?"

Tom: "Bro-down? What a lame cobroquialism."

Mark: "I try so hard to please you."

by crimperdandikleeds September 14, 2009

Cobratose

Lacking alertness or energy due to over consumption of King Cobra premium malt liquor; A coma-like state.

Matt: "How many 40's has Logan had?"
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."

by Dr. Strangeluv McSlippyfist March 21, 2010

Cory Baxter

A dank kid who is the official canidate for having some fun.

Cory Baxter died in the Dank Meme games.

by toonmaster8 July 12, 2015

corynn

Corynn is a very loving, nice, funny, beautiful, kind, sweet, caring & most of all the best. You will be very lucky to have her so don’t let her go. Any boy would be lucky to have her. Her best friends are very important to her so you would be so lucky to have her as a best friend. If people talk bad about Corynn it does make her feel sad but it also will make her feel more confident & strong with herself. She is also a very beautiful person she does not believe it but she is very pretty. Corynn can be rude (well rarely) but only if your mean to her or if you get on her nerves. She is overall a great person though so don’t lose Corynn ❤️

Wow! Corynn, she’s so pretty!
Corynn is such a nice person.
I love corynn so much!

by Corynn/ cowinnay July 9, 2019

Cobey

Cobey is very hot and sexy cobey gets all the girls and thinks he’s cool which is true cobey has curly hair and smells like fresh expensive man-perfume all the time (smell him now check) cobey also rejects girls cause he know there’s only one he can have Cobey is sexy...

Person 1: cobey is hot
Person 2:I know

by Personyouknow. October 7, 2020