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mashed couch potatoes

Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.
It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park

You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.

couch potatotalitarianism 

When a democratic society becomes a dictatorship because the people are too lazy to revolt
Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism

Couch Potatoed 

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.

Couch-potatous 

describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.
My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."

couchpotatoism 

the act of spending numerous hours a day the couch, glued to tv and/or video games, while stuffing your face with chips sodas and ho ho's
Couchpotatoism has been ont he rise for the last five years, contributing to the increase of fat ass people in North America.