C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go

lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary

by highonlife37 April 23, 2011

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C.O.D.job

Gettin sum head and gaming-a vicious blowjob while playing call of duty- pronounced "cod-job". Only considered a true C.O.D. Job if you finish the level or round while recieving, also helps to pay more attention to the game than the mouth.

My girl was tired of watching me play all nite, and started giving me a C.O.D.Job to get me off the game. So I finished a level or two before I finished getting her.

by Solomacn August 1, 2012

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