clutch or kick

You must win or you get kicked! Must be said in voice chat or it does not count

Kill the last 3 guys, clutch or kick

by The real pizza July 2, 2015

crunch week

That one week where ALL of your professors decide to give you projects/exams. It makes a lot of students fail under pressure. This week is usually towards the end of a semester.

Eddy: Ben, are you showing up for soccer practice?

Ben: Nah, it's crunch week. I've got three tests and two projects due tomorrow. These teachers have got no personal lives.

Eddy: Alright then. See ya next week.

by HazeStorm777 March 21, 2017

Clench Defender

A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.

Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.

Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.

by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020

J Clutch

The act of not being clutch, blowing it. Named after Jordan, hence J clutch

Lebron J clutched the NBA finals for the Miami Heat.

by Strokin August 6, 2011

Sir Clutchington

The person who's able to clutch so many things including exams, grades and whatever else is necessary. But this person does it with so much class that it deserves praise. Similar to Captain Clutch.

Many people tried but only one person could clutch it with such class. Sir Clutchington

by J-j-j-jay January 16, 2013

coochie crunch

Close friends or inseparable; buddies, or best friend

Watch what you say in front of Carlos. He and the boss are all coochie crunch with eachother. They're homies

by Carlos the Comic March 30, 2017

dragon clutch

(Verb) To totally grip a male's genatalia from behind, whilst lifting the male into the air. Should be accompanied by loudl announcing "Dragon Clutch".

Whilst walking through the town, Jacques used the Dragon Clutch on Tom.

by Smith83 July 30, 2017