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One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.
Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."
Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."
Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."
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1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) "forced" companionship
1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) "forced" companionship
while Lee and his two friends were walking in the mall..
Lee's friends: hey man let's go to the movies..
Lee: yeah man! good idea!
(Lee's mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)
Lee: Hello..
Social Climber: Hey where are you?
Lee: at the mall with my close friends..
Social Climber: Cool.. ill go there ok?
Lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
Social Climber: i'm on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
Lee: uh....
Social Climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..
lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before "social climber" arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.
Lee's friends: hey man let's go to the movies..
Lee: yeah man! good idea!
(Lee's mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)
Lee: Hello..
Social Climber: Hey where are you?
Lee: at the mall with my close friends..
Social Climber: Cool.. ill go there ok?
Lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
Social Climber: i'm on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
Lee: uh....
Social Climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..
lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before "social climber" arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.
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