cockjockey

One who mounts and rides the yock.

dude you ride so much sausage you're the Kentucky Derby Champion of cockjockeys.

by Kale23 September 15, 2009

Cock2Cock

Homoerotic act of rubbing 2 (or 3, or 4 or more!) pulsatingly hard cocks together for ultra naughty non-penetrative sexual stimulation.

I want you to rub Cock2Cock with me until I cum, covering your RoCk HARD Cock in my sticky white hot juices, mixing as you cum from the Cock2Cock spunk-inspiring actions as seen in THE BEST XXX MUSIC VIDEOs from (Google Search: The CUMpilation DJ !!! :)

by The CUMpilation DJ March 27, 2011

Lockcockblock

The inability to have Tinder hook-ups due to lockdown restrictions caused by Coronavirus.

"These new Stage 3 restrictions have totally lockcockblocked the hook-ups I had planned for this weekend"

by BillyBrainless July 12, 2020

clockblockin

to keep someone from getting to an appointment ontime or to delay someone from reaching their destination

" I can't go any faster, the van in front of me is straight up clockblockin!"

" How many times are you gonna tell me 'one more thing'? I'm late, stop clockblockin me"

"My boss totally clockblocked me when he called and asked me to finish a project at 4:50 on a Friday."

by Jayvon January 1, 2008

Clockblocked

Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"

Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!

by Tieranei October 9, 2014

ClockBlocker

A clockblocker is when your waiting for a certain time on your phone but your friend grabs your phone and uses it so you don’t know what time it is

Samantha was waiting for it to be 12:00 am but her friend Emma used her phone without her permission. clockblocker is a person who blocks clocks kind of like a cockblocker

by Smoremallow September 28, 2018

Clockwork Orange

Classic london rhyming slang for insanity.

Person A: "What's wrong with that bloke over there"?

Person B: "Mate he's as daffy as a clockwork orange"

by Egan Wilks March 12, 2022