Clock

When your girl's clit is bigger than the size of your flaccid cock.

Tom: Yo man, you end up taking Emily home last night?

Graham: Yea bro, bitch had a clock the size of my forearm

Tom: Word

by The Taint Slurper November 11, 2012

clocked

Recorded, Timed. Usually referring to the speed/time of a motor vehicle.

"The cop clocked me at 230km/h in my new skyline."

by Diego September 09, 2003

Clock In

The first shot taken by a professional drinker, which sounds similar to punching a time-clock.

Will: "Sorry I'm late."
Chuck: "That's ok, but don't forget to Clock In"
Will: "Two Whiskeys!"

by Ken11 February 21, 2020

Clock

A clock has 2 types. A watch, which you wear and a clock that you hang on the wall. 🕒 tells you the time. Without it, you probably would have been late for everything. It contains 12 numbers. For 12, you'd say '60'. For 6, you'd say '30'. Clocks have two things. The one is for minutes and the other one is for hours. If the long one is at 6, and the short one is at 4, then we would say 'It's 4 O'clock 30'. Clocks usually make the sound 'tick Took'

Clocks tell you time.

3 O'clock 30 3:30

by Explainingwords January 16, 2019

Clock

An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?

How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Clock

Someone who does the wrong things at the wrong times or does a completely dumb move. Related to bizzle culture.

Dude Jake is such a clock. He accidentally bizzled with someones preused tip and got an infection.

by BeenBizzlin840 June 21, 2019

Clock

To shove one's finger(s), usually the index or middle, up another person's rectum while they are still clothed. Generally referred to as "putting on clock" or "being put on clock." Seems to have originated sometime in the year 2001 AD. Practised by few, despised by many, revered by none, "clock" is a dubious part of Pizes Pad OG. If a "clock" is extremely vigorous, it may be dubbed a "Mat-clock."

Raag, help me dude, Fro keeps trying to put me on clock!

by Pize October 13, 2004