Clobbering Time

to commit an act of clobbering; to clobber

"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME"

by Uatu The Watcher December 1, 2022

Cameroonian Clobber

The act of being anally penetrated by a Large Cameroonian male, using Spicy Egusi Soup as lubricant.

Your Wife : Hey babe, Francis and I tried out the Cameroonian Clobber!
You : Why are you like this?

by Ngannoutouchesme January 9, 2022

Clobber

When you combo someone in Super Smash Bros using King Dedede

I just clobbered some random guy online

by Avocet June 4, 2022

Gypo clobber

A clothing relating to something gypsies wear. Usually an insult referring to poor quality or dirty clothes.

Look at Josh he’s wearing Gypo Clobber

by Greek.God69 April 5, 2021

Clobberate

To unmercily beat one up

When I find him, I'm going to clobberate him

by Bill Dukeman October 16, 2003

Clobber Pussy Saga

A series of nights where 2 people initiate sexual intercourse, and role-play each time, creating a plot.

Any Stories from college?
Ya this one time my girl and I finished a Clobber Pussy Saga. the final boss was when my mom walked in.

by Collin Oskey May 26, 2024

Colorado Cum Clobber

The act of ejaculating in a condom, filling said condom with a gas (such as carbon dioxide) and exploding it on someone as a prank.

Dipshit 1: Dude, did you see how I hit Charles with a Colorado Cum Clobber?
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!

by t4zyl February 3, 2026