clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 9, 2022

clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021

Cameroonian Clobber

The act of being anally penetrated by a Large Cameroonian male, using Spicy Egusi Soup as lubricant.

Your Wife : Hey babe, Francis and I tried out the Cameroonian Clobber!
You : Why are you like this?

by Ngannoutouchesme January 9, 2022

It's clobbering time

“It's clobbering time” is a signature phrase from the Marvel character Thing, before going into fisticuffs with assorted baddies. Can be used as a pep talk before any kind of event where force will be applied, literally or metaphorically.

“ It's clobbering time”, Samuel shouted before jumping onto the padel court

After spending 45 minutes fighting stuck wheelnuts on the Camry, a frustrated Jonas roared “It's clobbering time” while picking up the sledgehammer

by Rydbjerg March 4, 2023

Clobbering Time

to commit an act of clobbering; to clobber

"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME"

by Uatu The Watcher December 1, 2022

clobber of slobber

The feeling of foamy stuff in the back of your thoat after you smoked a whole lot of bomb.

Nigggguh I got clobber of slobber can you pass me a some that drank.

by flossinboss December 11, 2010