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It's clobbering time

“It's clobbering time” is a signature phrase from the Marvel character Thing, before going into fisticuffs with assorted baddies. Can be used as a pep talk before any kind of event where force will be applied, literally or metaphorically.
“ It's clobbering time”, Samuel shouted before jumping onto the padel court

After spending 45 minutes fighting stuck wheelnuts on the Camry, a frustrated Jonas roared “It's clobbering time” while picking up the sledgehammer
by Rydbjerg March 4, 2023
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Clobberate

To unmercily beat one up
When I find him, I'm going to clobberate him
by Bill Dukeman October 16, 2003
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clobber of slobber

The feeling of foamy stuff in the back of your thoat after you smoked a whole lot of bomb.
Nigggguh I got clobber of slobber can you pass me a some that drank.
by flossinboss December 11, 2010
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Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.
That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!
by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020
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Clobber Pussy Saga

A series of nights where 2 people initiate sexual intercourse, and role-play each time, creating a plot.
Any Stories from college?
Ya this one time my girl and I finished a Clobber Pussy Saga. the final boss was when my mom walked in.
by Collin Oskey May 26, 2024
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Clobbering Time

to commit an act of clobbering; to clobber
by Uatu The Watcher December 1, 2022
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