send a fax to cleveland

Euphemism for taking a shit. Often used in a business or formal setting to explain a prolonged bathroom break while maintaining a professional appearance.

Sorry I'm late, but I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

by K. Itty February 15, 2005

clevelanding

Form of precipitation which is undefined and tends to be a mix of rain, snow, sleet, hail, and perhaps something else. Common in Cleveland Oh. Also a word which can general all around bad weather.

The weather was so bad today that it just couldn't decide and started clevelanding.

by Gelox56 October 12, 2009

Cleveland Hot Waffle

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.

The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.

by beerman22 August 26, 2013

groin cleavage

The gap on each side of a fit man's six pack abs and his pants.

That Brad Pitt sure has some fine groin cleavage in Fight Club.

by Rex Roddy March 23, 2009

Dan Cleavered

Beyond white girl wasted. The absolute mostpoint that anyone can be under the influence of alcohol

"How was last night"
"Mate, I was absolutely Dan Cleavered"

by pseuper_pseudonym November 14, 2019

egg cleaner

When the person helps clean the inside of a woman's womb with their dick.

Lilypichu: Michael's the best egg cleaner I know

by Volkaria September 22, 2020

Cleveland BBQ

Taking a dump in your neighbor's grill and adding BBQ sauce in the dead of winter for him to discover on the first cookout of the year.

Dude, wtf is on your grill?!?!?!
Aw man, I think it's a Cleveland BBQ

by drunkdude69 January 24, 2011