Clambulance

It is a vehicle of transportation that specifically attends to lesbian lovers whom, in the act of bumping biscuits, have damaged their labia minora. It comes fully stocked with dildos, ranging from the Master Dildo Sword to the Micro Bruiser along with the Lubricator 3000, which has customizable flavors, densities and scents. It also has Twinkies.

Maria and Tiffany, whilst in the bathroom of a local McDonalds, had to call the Clambulance after a Clam-Clapping catastrophe.

by Black man say goo June 10, 2017

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clayed-up

To be in a complete drunken stupor. Blacked-out. Belligerently and irresponsibly intoxicated. Out of control. Often nude or violent against persons and their property and/or verbally abusive to friends and family members.

I got super clayed-up last night and fought my dad.

by Boobuhkarr Washington July 15, 2010

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Make Milk out of Clay

To go from one topic to another without any sort of coherence.

"Dude, I was talking to your mom yesterday, and I really like bananas."

"Man, you can totally Make Milk out of Clay"

by Incoherence October 28, 2009

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clay davis

A character from HBO's "The Wire", Clay Davis is a shady state senator, who's favorite saying was shit pronounced sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! So instead of swearing out right with shit, just say Clay Davis.

Another variation to it is a combination of shit and motha fucka: clay muthafuckin' davis!

Question: Hey man can I borrow $500 dollars?
Your answer: Clay Davis!
Question: Let me take your new Xbox 360 to the crib and test it out?
Your answer:Clay "muthafuckin" Davis!

by Bboyjr December 14, 2008

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