A small red headed man who is very hairy and does not where any clothes and when you are least expecting it, will hop out of the bushes, tear off ur clothes, put you in downward dog and then put his hands between ur ass cheeks and clap for 25 seconds and then finish it off by putting his pinky in ur ass while seeing if ur taint is ticklish.
A device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. Must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarrassed (a good test is if you can listen to All NightLong in front of people you don't know). Advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.
The Clapper: Bill, fart again. We have to turn off the damn clapper.