Slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".
Marc was really chooching last night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.
by marcrob July 30, 2007

Mario didn't put no stabilizer in his gas last year. The snowblower won't start and he wonders why. What a Chooch!
by Don E. Brook June 27, 2008

Adj; A tightly wound,anal retentive motor sergeant with a wicked flat top and a protruding vein coming from his forehead. AKA The Giff.
by rdsxfanatic June 16, 2006

A cheesy, unprincipled government hack that meets at least 50 of the previous definitions for "chooch."
Who is the biggest chooch on the public payroll? Nancy Pelosi, Chief Chooch of the Flying Mooks, of course.
by Mhu Cao November 7, 2010

by Wildasspasta July 20, 2018

someone who does shitty things that aren't illegal (maybe slightly illegal) for their own benefit. not to be confused with "assholes" who do shitty things that don't benefit anybody.
chooch: taking someone else's drink if they ordered the same thing at Starbucks so you don't have to wait and they do
by ass violator 9000 October 21, 2013
