i choose you pikachu

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

"I choose you pikachu!"

by skydawg159 August 5, 2006

Choose your next words very carefully

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.

Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016

Chooban

(noun): The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

"Hey, I was just taking a chooban, what's up?"

"I was just in the bathroom, and the guy in the stall next to me was totally doing a chooban."

by VonLonginSchlong September 8, 2014

choosing

To show attraction to the opposite or same sex.

Dawg, I know she looks good, but stop choosing.

by Clayton Brown September 21, 2005

choobinator

choobinator, somebody who ownz choobie(s) or choobs

DANG that guy is one mean choobinator!

by mordaahnator January 11, 2008

choomsday

4/20 - The day everyone is going to choom it up.

Happy Choomsday everyone!

by Qlanth April 20, 2009

Choosymk

Best Twitch Streamer and is hot

Choosymk do be vibing tho no cap. use code "choosymk" in the fortnite item shop!

by anonymous November 28, 2020