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White Chocolate Reeses

These are much more frequently seen than Reeses'. A White Chocolate Reeses is a person who is White on the outside, and brown on the inside (usually Hispanic just like true Reeses).
Not to be confused with a Weaner. While a Weaner is a wannabe beaner (like a wigger is with blacks) and tries to act Hispanic (Mexican) by trying to speak crappy Spanish and wearing Raiders jerseys, a White Chocolate Reeses is actually a white guy who lives the hispanic lifestyle and speaks the language well.
David, while you may think you are a White Chocolate Reeses, you are actually a weaner, sorry
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.
Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
by Dangerstache October 6, 2009
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chocolate cave dweller

Pejorative term referring to ones proclivity for anal sex, typically reserved for homosexual males.
That Carl is a real chocolate cave dweller.

Or

I'm no stranger to chocolate cave dwelling.
by Turdf69 May 19, 2016
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Chocolate Pudding Factory

This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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THE CHOCOLATE TRAMP STAMP

After pulling your dick out from doing anal sex. The fecal matter left on the tip of your dick is quickly squeegee off and than smacked on the tramp stamp leaving the chocolate tramp stamp.
Joe made an example of that bitch and gave her the chocolate tramp stamp.

Did you leave a chocolate tramp stamp on that 5 star bitch?
by WASTE DEEP November 21, 2018
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Double Chocolate Surprise

A sex position in which two males try to shit in a woman/mans mouth.
Jared, Andrew and Charlie all were excited, they just found out about a new sex move called "Double Chocolate Surprise".
by HyperTobaYT April 6, 2021
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Boston Hot Chocolate

When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.
Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.
by Dog cock December 31, 2022
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