choad

A penis that is wider than it is long, can usually be used as an insult.

Oh my god that man has got a choad.
Why did you do that you choad!

by Harry Moody April 9, 2006

choad

the area between a guys balls and asshole that frevent him from shitting on his balls
a.k.a. taint

My choad needs cleaned badly.

by Grizzles April 2, 2007

choad

not a bad word, somehing good to yell for fun

Choad!!!

by TP December 30, 2002

choad

a dick that is wider than it is long; like a recess pieces

I am a little choad, short and stout; here is my shaft, and here is my head. When I get all steamed up, here me shout, tip me over and blow me out.

by Tito Bagins April 29, 2004

choad

A very fat peice of shit.

Look at the size of that choad!

by Roddy666 January 16, 2003

choad

A short fat person often from canada. Choads can be annoyingly small and they often tell lies.

"Man that canadian fucker is such a choad"

by Joe Starakovsky January 18, 2008

choad

A penis that is fatter than it is long.

Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.

by XxX September 19, 2003