chimpanionship

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.

Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.

by QuacksO March 7, 2025

Chispanic

A slang term for those of filipino heritage

My friend Juan is chispanic

by Queen Tink November 22, 2025

Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.

The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013

chimpanyeesus

The king of chimpanzees

The king chimpanyeesus was flexing on the peasants with his saucy fitted

by Blout_Bod September 22, 2017

Crimpanium

A very severe version of a hemorrhoid. Usually do to infection or an untreated hemorrhoid.

Logan: I can't sit down
Ariel: Why not?
Logan: I have an anal crimpanium
Ariel: Oh...

by Logan and Ariel March 15, 2018

chimpantie

A Chimpanee that lost its way and fell into a life of exotic dancing and accumulating one dollar bills.

“Whatever happened to Chimp Laura?” ,

“Didn’t you know? She’s a Chimpantie now and takes her clothes off for money now”

by Alex Boyes May 19, 2018