cheese of my cock

The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.

I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

by kam75xx April 3, 2021

sock cheese

A type of fermented cheese. First you must get a sweaty sock and put some cheese in it (preferably blue cheese) and leave it in a cellar for nine years. Afterwards you need to filter the cheese through the small holes in the same sock. And Bonaparte!

(Also one of the many delicacies eaten in the Geneva Cream religion)

Person 1: Have you tried the 1999 sock cheese?
Person 2: Hell yeah I fainted
Person 1: woah

by Ye nan purple June 27, 2019

pocket cheese

When I leave the house I often put a individually wrapped chunk of cheese in my pocket, but my memory is shit so I forget about it every. single. time.
Then when I find it later, I act all surprised and say "Pocket cheese!!" to my family. And then it's the perfect temperature for eating immediately.

Oh look what I found! Pocket cheese! Yum! I knew I'd get hungry while I was out.

by Lover of cheese September 3, 2020

Going Ham And Cheese

Going Hard As A Motherfucker BUT with cheese

Damn that Boy was going ham and cheese in the game.

by $$$overboobies May 1, 2011

Double Cheeked Up

Someone with an immense amount of ass

"bro did you see me yesterday in those green shorts"
"Hell Yeah! You were Double Cheeked Up"

by DoubleCheekedUp May 3, 2019

Bum Cheese

An exclamation that indicates to teammates that you all need to immediately unplug your system

"BUM CHEESE" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

by Kwert May 15, 2017

shot clock cheese

originates from NBA 2K12. It is when you or an opponent hits an insane shot at the buzzer through tough defense

ex: Chris Smoove: shoots a crazy shot at the buzzer Shot clock cheese?

ex: Chris Smoove: shoots a crazy shot at the buzzer Shot clock cheese?

by Jamal Jenkins #3 May 12, 2014