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Champagne Fart

1. A fart that is bubbly in nature

2. A fart that makes a liquidy bubbly

sound resembling diarhea.

3. A truly disgusting, juicy, bubbly fart that sounds as though the person has just dropped a liquid bubble bomb in their pants.
Anna: That was disgusting! Do you need to wipe?

James: No, it was just a Champagne Fart
by Squeeby July 7, 2010
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chaparrita

Latin slang for short. Used for short females. A pet name for a short woman or short girl, "shorty." Usually used as a pet name within a Mexican family as a sign of affection for a little girl.
Como esta mi chaparrita? How's my shorty doing?

Oiga! Chaparrita! "Hey...shorty!"
by Jen BT March 27, 2007
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Caspar

Caspar is a person with a huge 10 inch wily which he shoves in the fittest girls ever

Any girl who gets near him gets a tingle in their fanny because they want his 10 inch wily to penetrate though that lobe of skin
Omg, is that a Caspar?
Yes ik it's amazing
Yum yum
by Louise King February 1, 2017
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Chapa'ai

Open the chapa'ai said Apophis
by Bukkake November 30, 2004
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Champagne Dream

Noun. A grandiose desire to obtain some or all first-class indulgences that are completely out of reach due to financial burden or strain, causing either maxed-out credit lines and / or leeching on to someone who is well-funded.
Ex.

Chris: "Wow. He's giving Casanova a run for his money the way he seduces these trust fund women."

Bailey: "Yeah, but his champagne dream will dry up when they leave him down and out."
by ImperialSaint77 June 10, 2013
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champagne flush

A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.

First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.

The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.

You'll be gushing to try it.
"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."

"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."

"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"

"Why of course Ginger!"
by Very Dirty Sanchez March 16, 2014
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chaparral high school

a school in temecula california that is full of irrelevant people who think they’re the best school in southern california when really no one knows who the fuck they are. if you meet someone from chaparral, chances are they’re some lacrosse jock or an ugly ass cheerleader. definitely the worst school in all of california.
“hey do you know anyone who goes to chaparral high school?”
“no who tf goes to chap lmao”
by bobduncancock September 7, 2019
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