Charbon

Fat, boorish, business men with a penitent for bad, dated suits that somewhat resemble "The Penguin" of Batman fame. Charbon's prefer the heavy use of cheap cologne to toilet paper and rarely wear socks with loafers. They are sexist and proud of it and are often seen with open sores around their mouths from time spent with rented women. Though loud and obnoxious, a Charbon will be frightened easily when challenged.

"Pssst!! Sam!! Who's that Charbon in the boardroom farting up the place?"

"I don't know. Hey, he isn't wearing any socks!"

"I hate Charbons."

by Octavio Billings February 29, 2008

chardonnay

1) A popular varietal wine made from the eponymous cultivar of white grape. It is particularly favored by book clubs, housewives, and concerned mothers.
2) A girls' name that, in common with most names related to a kind of alcohol, probably relates to how that child was conceived (even--no, especially--in the case of teen moms).

1) After dropping the kids off at soccer practice she drove her minivan to the liquor store. She wanted to pick a good bottle of chardonnay to impress her friends that were coming over to discuss Fifty Shades of Grey.
2) Have you met my children yet? These are my daughters, Brandy, Chardonnay, and Whipped Cream Vodka.

by Weasel Dan February 16, 2015

Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite

"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"

by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009

Chardonai

Social butterfly. The girl that you can't help but be friends with. She's got style and flair and looks that kill.

That new girl over there, yeah, she's a Chardonai you should go meet her.

by Seattle in January January 19, 2011

Chardonnay

Chardonnay is an abusive female who beat up a little girl even tho she “couldn’t breathe” and then stomped on her head.

“I cant breathe” the girl wheezed before Chardonnay stomped on her head

by Rolas_ahegao December 29, 2018

charmone

charmone mutha fucker

It derives from bo selecta etc

charmone mutha fucker heee heeee

by Hooty McBoob December 15, 2004

Chardonanus

The act of sitting on a bottle of wine and contracting the sphincter around the cork and spin until the bottle is opened.

Hey, thanks for that bottle of wine last night, it made a great chardonanus.

by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki April 13, 2006