A man or woman who can stir up a penis very well. It is like a snake charmer. They can make you hard, soft, inside out, or whatever they want it. They can even help you grow a penis, or make a penis fall off. I have a friends and he enlarged my dick, and added other penises to it, so now I am a sex god.
by L6ckyy April 15, 2019
Get the Penis-Charmer mug.An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.
John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night
by IanPaiceFan69 March 11, 2022
Get the Siamese Snake Charmer mug.People. Indigenous to Guam and a couple of islands north of the Philipines. Kind of lacking in cultural identity. They are basically Filipinos that speak english, but are kind of Hawaii wanabes. Pretty decent folks unless addicted to ice or some other shit.
Man I'm gonna go to Hawaii and get a Honda with a big Chamorro writen on the back window. Yeah that's it, that's what I should do.
by Agat Tamuning October 23, 2005
Get the Chamorro mug.a real sauve guy who knows how to talk to and get the ladies. sometimes known as a smooth pimped out player from the streets who knows how to get his.
by Kyron T. September 4, 2008
Get the charmer mug.someone who uses their charm to influence people into having gay sex
E.G. A gay man who just wants to fuck you
and will do anything to do so !
E.G. A gay man who just wants to fuck you
and will do anything to do so !
MAN 1. Look over there proper bum charmer !!
MAN 2. FUCK ME lets go home !!!
MAN 1. never going this pub again !
MAN 2. its the last time mate this pub is full of fucking BUM CHARMERS !!!
MAN 2. FUCK ME lets go home !!!
MAN 1. never going this pub again !
MAN 2. its the last time mate this pub is full of fucking BUM CHARMERS !!!
by T.F.S.R. April 1, 2009
Get the Bum Charmer mug.1) Language from Guam
3) U.S. territory
2) Distinct island natives who are quickly being invaded by racists, and those racists assume that because they've nearly killed all the original culture of Guam, any one who truelly is chamorro and claims to be is lying and really is one of them...
3)Dance like Hawaiians...ok, I admit it
4)Many are friendly---and would accept the others if they at least acknowledge the history of the past. Guam is anybody's home, you don't have to learn the language, or whatever some believe, but if you won't even bother to learn or respect it's history...then what kind of citizen are you?
3) U.S. territory
2) Distinct island natives who are quickly being invaded by racists, and those racists assume that because they've nearly killed all the original culture of Guam, any one who truelly is chamorro and claims to be is lying and really is one of them...
3)Dance like Hawaiians...ok, I admit it
4)Many are friendly---and would accept the others if they at least acknowledge the history of the past. Guam is anybody's home, you don't have to learn the language, or whatever some believe, but if you won't even bother to learn or respect it's history...then what kind of citizen are you?
by Loves other cultures, but hates prejudice March 16, 2008
Get the chamorro mug.a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite
"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009
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