The Charizard

A sexual act in which the male lights his partner's crotch on fire then proceeds to cum on the fire, putting it out, whilst flapping his arms and screaming, "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"

Just what "The Charizard" sounds like.

by Ash Katchcum August 23, 2011

Flaming Charizard

When a girl after eating buffalo wings, not wiping off the hot sauce sucks a dudes dick, leaving the dick covered in hot sauce.

Dude I got a Flaming Charizard last night, that shits intense.

by gaymaledickbead September 18, 2010

Charianna

She's one of a kind. She has a big ass.... head boy fuck outta here

ugh.. Charianna.

by sdysgdsd April 4, 2017

Mega Charizard

The same as a normal charizard, but this time you put the girls hair on fire, not only the pubes.

Mega Charizard gonna flame yo ass.

by CrabsOnStick October 6, 2013

Charizard

Final evolution of the first gen starter Pokémon Charmander. Statistically the worst starter of that gen, but is somehow one of the most popular Pokémon in existence. I mean this bitch boy can't even learn fly and he got wings. He's fire-flying type, making him quad-weak to rock, as well as being weak to water and electric. He's worse than Typhlosion, gen 2's fire starter, who despite his cool name is not the best. And he got TWO mega evolutions in X and Y. Nintendo trynna get that merchant sold not giving a shit about stats. Even in the anime, the use of bullshittery is evident when Ash's Charizard bests Gary's Blastoise, even though this would be pretty much impossible in the games. He is kind of like Pikachu and Meowth, the series' other mascots, except people don't big them up to be good in-game. And come on, we all know that bulbasaur is the real MVP of gen 1.

Virgin: I love Charizard, he's so cool and powerful!
Any other person: Fuck off dude, he could get beaten by a Sceptile.

by guru_of_gay June 29, 2018

Charizard

Back in the day, everyone thought this guy was the best, but then I would whip out my Blastoise and kick his ass every time.

:ZOMG YOU CAN'T BEAT MY CHARIZARD MWA HA HAAA
:Dude, my blastoise just kicked his ass
:AFDJKHSKDFJHSDFKJH NOOOOOOO

lol, pokemon. I wonder if people play pokemon online now, that would be pretty funny.

by Urban Dictionary December 30, 2008

Charizarding

When you light a girls pubes on fire then nut on it to put it out while flapping your arms and screaming “you don’t have enough badges to train me”

“How was the charizarding last night?”
“I loved it!”

by Syekahdi March 13, 2020