San Diego Chargers

A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.

So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.

Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!

Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...

Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!

Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....

Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$

Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....

Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.

by Boltz17 May 24, 2011

dodge charger

A much better car than a ford mustang.

my dodge charger owned mari's mustang gt. fords suck

by shaughn June 11, 2006

Dodge Charger

The most beautiful car in the whole wide world. Sexy, hot, gorgeous.

Fe since you love the Dodge Charger so much ... why don't you marry it? I probably would if I could.

by Fefebinx September 28, 2006

phone charger

Something you use so you can use to charge your phone. So you can talk to your girlfriend & she doesn't get mad.

My phones on 1% I'm gonna go plug it up to my phone charger.

by Softball1379 January 22, 2016

Chartered Accountant

The feeling of adding CA to your name and an emotion which only CA students and members can understand!

YES Finally I am a Chartered Accountant ❤️

by Neha Jaiswal November 24, 2021

Chargeneegar

It's when you borrow someone's charger and you want it back and they ask what your phone on.

(charger owner) Can I get my phone charger back? (chargeneegar) what's your phone at?

by theseniggaswild April 23, 2018

Charged up

When you do MDMA (I.e ecstasy), once the peak sets in.

Friend Didn’t you do MD last night?
His friend Yeah, I was charged up g.
Or
Friend Didn't you do MD last night?
His friend Yeah, I was charged up like Duracell batts bro!

by Unknown_AA August 9, 2020