Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020

chlamyphilis

The STD you know you have, but haven't gotten it checked out yet.

Hippy 1: I think that bitch gave me a disease.
Hippy 2: You should see a doctor.
Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Chamya

chamya’s are big hoes who always look for attention.

Chamya=idiots

by Jeffwinston April 17, 2020

crackbaby chlamydia

A rare and serious form of chlamydia contracted by fucking a crackbaby whore. crackbaby chlamydia

“Oh my gosh did you hear Steven got STD tested and he’s positive for crackbaby chlamydia?”
“Omg no way!! Poor guy!”

by Swagmoneysky December 3, 2018

walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her

fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!

by asshole January 21, 2004

Charmy

A chair army.

“I’m collecting chairs for my Charmy.”

by SayHeyBae October 10, 2019

Arab Chlamydia

When you stick your 2 inch dick inside of a goat with chlamydia and when you cum in its asshole you scream "allahu Akbar" and set off your suicide bomb vest killing everyone within 100 yards

That guy is Arab, I bet he's done the Arab chlamydia.

by Dylanornahh June 13, 2016