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Censorship

A way of changing someone's work to make it so nobody is "offended" by it. Censorship terminates "swearing", violence, sex, and other things that people see everyday. Censorship goes against a person's right to free speech, so do NOT support it! Censorship also totally disrespects the person who wrote it.
by 1001 October 9, 2003
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Census Man

One who enjoys numbers and statistics. Usually socially awkward.

Ability to sit in a cube for 9-10 hours with only the company of their database system. Can be identified by a nervous tic due to punching in numbers all day and talks to himself due to lack of social interaction. Wears glasses due to eye strain from computer monitors. Thinks pen holders in shirt pockets and 'Members Only' Jackets are cool.

An introvert, and sensitive man who looks good on paper but can't approach women successfully. Also loves surveys and puzzles. However, lacks basic life skills such as hunting, house repairs, and car maintenance.

Likely married, but how that happened is an unsolved mystery.
He's such a Census Man...a nice guy but a bit odd if you know what I mean...
by ComputersHateApostrophes June 15, 2009
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Censer

The gold or silver vessel that is used during religious ceremonies. This vessel normally has a chain of the same color attached to it. A censer is used to hold the incense used at Masses in the Catholic Church. normally has pinkish smoke coming out f it. The incense has a "warm" smell to it.
the priest held the censer.
by Latin Catholic March 24, 2013
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ceeis

1.) Ceeis is our lord and savior. Falsely known as cerious George. Came from central Africa but was brought to New York by the man in the yellow hat.

2.) Follow my musically @ceeis

3.) Intelectuals who watch ceeis GOWGE understand the jokes and language of ceeis. Translation in ceeis for the intellectuals: ooo oooo uuuu ooo ahhh uuu ouuu ioooo iiiiiii uuu uuo
Gavin: Man, I want to lick ceeis’s bum.
by Ceeis is my god February 25, 2018
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Censorshit

Get used to this censorshit it’s not going away.

Dictators do the censoring btw.
by Factus deletus February 25, 2021
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Major Census

A census enquiry by all the major governing bodies of the world It holds the statistical data of economic trends, goals, developments and means on the next coming era of mankind. Also refers to an unseen gaming entity AKA: Maj, whom inspires the online gaming community with his or her words. Some of the content which being is almost poetic.
1) The British government every few years does a "Major Census" on it's public and it's subjects. The system has been in use since the 13th century and is studied by elitist superpowers.

2) Doing a "Major Census" is related to an online glitch of disappearing into thin air / or going MIA, or is an indirect reference to the Doomsday book.

3) "SB Major Census" - watching from afar.
by Marquess Schimell October 15, 2006
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that really censors my hentai

Person 1: ugh, I hate when there's giant lines at the bathrooms here
Person 2: yeah, that really censors my hentai.
by Ms. Nope September 4, 2017
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