Cass Tech

A shitty school located in the middle of Detroit surrounded by druggies. Everyone acts like this school is so high and mighty- when it's actually filled with retards. Cass has never been number 1, despite the motto. Just like the false motto, everything promised about this school is false. The students are fake and the teachers are deadbeat and slump work. The guys are wannabe thugs and the girls are all slutty as fuck. One time two kids got caught fucking in the stairwell. So much for an education if you're gonna get STDs, lol! Even though it's a school of color, the students are still segregated by race. The music taste is deplorable, the security is just sad with their broken metal detectors, and the bathrooms stink of either shit or weed. It's all bark but no bite, just like the city it's in. There's an air of massive ego and depression wafting around the nasty roach infested halls. Low scores are glorified, and there is no learning or programs. It's just a bunch of useless work given by lazy teachers. The Student Body is so diverse that it's not diverse anymore. The students go from egotistic "geniuses" to popular hoodrats with STDs to weird quiet kids that stick to the loosely kept uniform rule. Admin cares more about girls' thighs than actually checking bags for weapons. The entire building is a clown factory and all it produces is an unfunny joke.

If you want to come out crazy without any hope, go to Cass Tech! Ass Tech number 1, second to everyone babyy

"OMG! I finally graduated middle school. Should I apply to Cass Tech?"

"No, Cass Tech is Ass. I graduated and look at me, I'm mentally ill. Don't repeat my mistakes. Just go to Ham High."

"Damn. Thanks for the warning bro, appreciate."

by BrUbHuru December 10, 2021

Cass Tech

A school that allows students to have sex with boys in the locker rooms. Also the girls smoke hella crud in the bathrooms in the same stall! Now they wanna do suspensions and expulsions because they allow it into their school.

Did you see Nya and ol girl leave out that stall together? It smelt like straight weed after. Guess thats what happens here at cASS Tech"

by cASSTech121212 January 17, 2020

Cass is short

She keeps disagreeing but she knows it’s true

Cass is short af

by Mind dnfd November 4, 2020

cass stan

when ur bsf cass is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a cass stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
mateo: me too!
aya: same here!
spyder: wow me too!
leah: yay more cass stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021

Cass Morris

Cass Morris is my fav eshay bruv and is very cool. If you ever meet a Cass Morris ask them what happened in Cotten on

Omg who is that

That’s Cass Morris
Oh that’s right I have to ask what happened in Cotten on

by Big_b00ty_bl33ps November 23, 2021

cass city

cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.

Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?

by hellishgrandma November 24, 2021

cass a frass

literally such a cass, she will be so super silly and will have a little sass a lot but thats okay. she basically is a 35 year old woman who loves dogs

exavior: “whoa, shes really silly!”
a’jn: yes, “thats SUCH a cass a frass!”

by joeeeeesephm April 10, 2022