cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

Scarlet Cashew

A Scarlet Cashew is when the clitoris has been rubbed raw during sex.

After sex it was a Scarlet Cashew or she must have had a rough night with that scarlet cashew.

by Panda6 July 4, 2021

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

by Arthc March 9, 2022

cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.

Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?

by Adzybayor August 18, 2020

cashew asshole

Similar to kitchen asshole.

You know what you did.

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.

by Factotem1 August 31, 2017

blue cashew

When you squeeze your penile region too hard, and it turns into a shade of blue.

Joseph masturbates too much, he might have a blue cashew.

by Brontitties August 23, 2017

Cashew

A bastardization of cishet, someone who is both cis and het

ayo bruh you not gay? you a total cashew

by georger0171 July 20, 2021