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cardboard ben

cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.
“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”

“who?”

“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”
by joe’s perm March 3, 2019
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Happy Card

A greeting card saturated in an illicit drug such as heroin, LSD, cocaine, or methamphetamine and sent into prison.
Ex. 1

"A happy card is a greeting card that is usually saturated in a narcotic. So you get -- it's my birthday. They'll saturate -- they'll liquefy methamphetamine, say an ounce of methamphetamine, in a small amount of water and spray it onto a card, or saturate it in some fashion, let it dry, write on the card, and send it in. It's odorless, colorless, and it gets right in. It can also contain heroin, LSD, cocaine."

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez et al, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Huero Rana: Hey homey! It's my birthday! You know what that means!

Borrego: Bro: How we gonna have a stripper party in prison?

Huero Rana: No fool! I'm getting my Happy Card today! It's gonna be dope, if ya know what I mean!

Borrego: Right on homey! Break me off some of that shit!
by FAIMnatic October 21, 2020
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credit card slave

A person working to pay off huge debts.
Freya didn't really understand how credit card interest rates work, and ran up large debts during her college days. Now, she is a credit card slave; because most of her salary goes into paying them off.
by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007
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cardboard tube samurai

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.
"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."
by Mercanis August 13, 2003
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Cardboardeaux

That cardboardeaux was an exceptionally good choice to have with the fish last night.
by Ruddycheeks August 23, 2012
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nigga card

a nigga card is the conformation from a black person to give permission to someone that is not black to say the word nigga
Gordon: come on man just let me say I'm cool

Tyrone: alright you can say

Gordon: alright whats up my nigger

Tyrone: give me the nigga card back
by King__Trill May 10, 2016
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Cardi B

Cardi B Stands for Cardiovascular Bronchitis because her music is a disease.
Wow boy that music has Cardi B.
by Eepoppe June 21, 2019
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