Example 1:
Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”
The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”
Example 2:
A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”
Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”
The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”
Example 2:
A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”
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5 hours later***
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