George Carlin

May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Most intelligent American that ever lived.

R.I.P, George Carlin.

by DonZabu June 23, 2008

wilkes county, north carolinia

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County

Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

by burchs March 15, 2010

George Carlin

The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him.

"We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"

George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it.

by Fox Mantoek April 8, 2006

cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

by Frankie2times September 16, 2016

Carolina

The sweetest, most caring girl you will ever meet. She is mostly quiet. She is smart and funny and is usually happy, but she worries sometimes. Can sometimes be shy, but can beautifuly preset herself at her chance. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end she'll do it. She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. She's fragile though, known to break down easily even though she rarely shows it. She feels lost in her life cause nobody understands her. She wishes her life was different. She's loves the miserability cause she's used to it. Although her life is fucked up, she has beauty and brains. Love her and she will love you back. However, if you mess with her in any way, she will make sure you get it back twice as bad. She is rarely ever a bitch unless you give her a good reason to be. If you have one in your life, she is special and unique, don't let her go. She's one to hold onto.

Carolina is so quietly nice.

by lolly.sparks February 12, 2014

Coline

An amazing sexy person with a rack for days. Love having a shoulder to lean on. Is a shoulder to lean on. Too sweet for words, you can have her like a sister but u shouldny because you'd kidnapp her

Yo that girl got breats from the heavens. That's a coline

by vakdhjj May 9, 2014

Carolina Sweet Tea

To teabag another person in a steamy shower or sauna while farting on his or her forehead. This is best done after the "teabagger" eats a meal consisting of high protein. The steam of the shower allows the gas particles to bind to the water vapor, creating a "fart sponge" for maximum effect, therefore, the fart stench remains on the "teabagee" for a long duration of time.

After eating a protein cookie and cauliflower, Dino thought it would be nice to treat his girlfriend to a Carolina Sweet Tea.

by Dino_N_Lainey July 11, 2019