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Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.
Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017
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collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021
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Lauren Catterall

The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever ask for :) shes kind, funny and stunning. she's the reason i smile for no reason and the song that i dance to sporadically :P it doesnt matter if shes miles away or right next to you, she will love you all the same. A Lauren Catterall is compassionate, caring and loving. she is loyal, trustworthy and god do you miss her when you dont see her for months on end. she makes you laugh, cry and smile. and above all, she will always been mine :)
by Bournemouth2k12 March 10, 2013
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Collateral damage

Needless explosions causing loss of woman/children and or irreplaceable artifacts
"Generic military rank is celebrating the capture of whatever city in small warring country by coalition forces done with minimal collateral damage"
by Pheidippides December 26, 2003
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collateral invite

When you extend an invite to a group of people in a room and there are people there you don't want to invite, but have to because it's the polite thing to do.
A: what the hell is he/she doing here?

B: collateral invite.

A: oh. i'm sorry.
by urbanwordsmith September 11, 2010
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collateralatarian

Someone who eats only organ meats such as liver, kidneys, chitterlings and tripe. Such meats are produced as collateral products in the production of beef, lamb, pork etc and so there is no guilt associated with eating them.

Screwallvagans
My girlfriend keeps pestering me to become a vegan. I told her I was acollateralatarian and ordered liver and onions.
by CAMRA man July 12, 2019
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karmic collateral damage

when you hang-out with a person who is such an asshole that when karma hits them you actually end up suffering as well...
Biff was such an asshole that, unbeknownst to Bingo, he mooned a short bus full of special-ed kids while in the back of Bingo's car... The cop that pulled Bingo over and the judge that sentenced both of them, were understandably upset, as their children were on that bus... Biff got 2yrs, Bingo, unwitting victim of Karmic Collateral Damage got 6 months and now has a unwanted boyfriend named "Bruiser"
by emmettaclown August 22, 2012
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