Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
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I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
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The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever ask for :) shes kind, funny and stunning. she's the reason i smile for no reason and the song that i dance to sporadically :P it doesnt matter if shes miles away or right next to you, she will love you all the same. A Lauren Catterall is compassionate, caring and loving. she is loyal, trustworthy and god do you miss her when you dont see her for months on end. she makes you laugh, cry and smile. and above all, she will always been mine :)
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My girlfriend keeps pestering me to become a vegan. I told her I was acollateralatarian and ordered liver and onions.
by CAMRA man July 12, 2019
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Biff was such an asshole that, unbeknownst to Bingo, he mooned a short bus full of special-ed kids while in the back of Bingo's car... The cop that pulled Bingo over and the judge that sentenced both of them, were understandably upset, as their children were on that bus... Biff got 2yrs, Bingo, unwitting victim of Karmic Collateral Damage got 6 months and now has a unwanted boyfriend named "Bruiser"
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