Captante

He who is the mutated captain

Look a mutated captain - Captante!

by Jester December 24, 2002

cantankerous whore

A woman who leaves you for your childhood friend

Frankes wife is a cantankerous whore

by Dhornet7 April 29, 2014

Andy Castaneda

Douchebag

a person who is very confusing, Andy Castaneda

by thispersonyousontneedtoknow August 22, 2011

cataning

The act of playing the board game catan.

Me and my bros spent the whole night cataning.

by Carlos74 June 10, 2011

cantanker

to fulfill the qualities of being a cantankerous whore.

amanda: "Aaron, quit making fun of me for my inability to cook." *aaron gets slapped* Matt- "AMANDA!! quit cantankering you cantankerous whore"

by socswimball13 September 11, 2011

Cantankerous

bad-tempered
cranky
cross
disagreeable
fretful
grouchy
grumpy
irascible
irritable
nasty
peevish
petulant

sierra; uugghh you smell cantankerous today.

jade;; oooohh but i am!

ryan;; no need for the tude.

jade;; shut up before i punch you in the fore head and embarrass you!

( ryan walks away crying)

sierra;; hmmm that was a cantankerous move.

jade;; yah i know but he deserved it he had the audacity to be a stupid head.

sierra;; well hope your day gets better and less cantankerous

(walks away)

(jade smells something and realizes what it is)
Jade;; dad you smell bad

jeena;; eewww


Jim; OOHHH CRAP!!!!

THE CAT PEE'D MY JACKET

Kiki(the cat);; meow.




how cantankerous.

by sierra&jade February 10, 2009

Cantanese Crabcakes

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.

Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."

by TheBaffelerKing January 12, 2010