A person who believes a person named Jesus died because he claimed he was God, and supposedly came back to life by unexplained scientific means. Their religious text "The
Bible" is divided into two parts, each one contradicts the other. They also share the first half of "The Bible" with the Jewish
faith, however they disagree with most of it.
In some
weird fashion, Christians identify their Deity (God) as three
people in one, explained below.
Jesus- The son, God is somehow his
child.
God- The
father.
Weird.
Ghost- The third part, which we really never hear about but plays a huge role in our "salvation".
Christians are usually identified by their social nature, their biblical teaching tells them to love on another and constantly spread the word of Christ (The Bible). Pretty much Christians are recognized because they are complete assholes, or pussies. Generally the kid who sits at lunch hall alone, and cries at break period. Be wary, if you associate with them they will probaby shove the word down your throat.
Christian: Hello, Good sir! I would like to share the word of Christ, who is also God and the Holy Ghost at the same time!
Person: .....What?
God: Jesus, I am your
father's nephew's uncles brother's sister's brother's
father's son.
Jesus: I know, for Christianity is the most clear text in the universe. I wrote it!
Parent: You must believe in Christ, or else we will disown you!
Child: But Mom.....!
Parents: Silence! You must be stoned to death for disobedience! (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
