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lauren buzzard

A little rat that is very pretty (sometimes), makes sometimes dumb decisions *cough*bangs*cough* but overall a decent rat.
Have you seen Lauren Buzzard today?
No but her family keeps getting into my house...my dads tired of rats being there.

Also has a theme song: (add https:/ to beginning of link) youtu.be/OXQwx1EolD8
by The little rat March 28, 2019
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buzzard face bitches

a bitch who always sqwak.. and flappin her beak..
buzzard face bitches like cinn always sqwakin.
by unknowngal June 25, 2006
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Kentucky Fried Buzzard

Another name for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Used in some parts of Ontario, Canada.
by Steve MacThrusters January 28, 2008
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buzzards luck

Can't kill nothing and nothing will die.
Man I aint got a job, a girl or any money. I got buzzards luck.
by fonzino February 17, 2005
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Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.
LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described
That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003
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Buzzed

A good felling after you have been drinking, smoking etc.
dude diz weed got me buzzed.
by glasses man November 21, 2012
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