buttface

a horrible ailment of which the sufferer has an ass for a face.
instead of talking, they emit large amounts of methane gas from slitted pores located beneath their inverted nostrils. This is a painful process for both them, and the surrounding people.

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Nick was a buttface, that's pretty funny"
Person 2: "It's actually a serious condition that is not a laughing matter. Too soon."

by Kackling December 28, 2009

Buttfacebook

An idea for a new web site

Someone should create the sister site to Facebook for those of us with the extreme sense of humor & call it Buttfacebook

by tammalyn August 14, 2010

Buttfacemcgoobergober

An insut to people with big and small butts

you are a buttfacemcgoobergober

by ohbrickwall April 7, 2022

buttface

An affectionate term for a friend, can also be shortened to Butt, Butty or Bum, especially when several Buttface's are in the room.

Buttface's can usually be found saying plom

1) Jeu Buttface, how you doing?
2) Buttface lets go for a plom somewhere.
3) Go Buttface! Go!

by DJNrrd October 10, 2005

buttface

A person that is weird and idiotic.

Ali: Hey, what's up?
Gabby: The floor.
Ali: You're such a buttface!
Bystander: Omg, Gabby is such a buttface!

by whodouthinkbitch October 9, 2010

ButtFace

ButtFace- When you BUTTDial (Accidentally call from cell) someone via FACETime. This usually results in the recipient saying Hello a few times before realizing you are clueless. Can be hillarious or disasterous depending on what they hear/see before hanging up! Note:Multiple consecutive ButtFaces can really irritate someone(ButtFaced) (ButtFacing)

“OMG I just ButtFaced my Boss from the mall after I called in sick this morning “

by TnTkaBOOM May 25, 2018

buttface

Used as an affectionate and endearing term for a close friend who is goofy and hilarious.

Geoff Michael Trudell is a buttface.

by michievous-mikell January 8, 2012